Ready to Marie Kondo your office? Let's spark joy (and cash) together!

Ready to Play 'The Price is Right' with Your Office Stuff?

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Let's see if you've got what it takes to be our next contestant! Just snap some glamour shots of your soon-to-be-ex furniture and strut them over to liquidation@jamesvillefurniture.com.

Oh, and don't forget to spill the tea on these deets:

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• How many chairs are doing the conga line? (Sizes too, if you're feeling fancy)

• When's the grand finale? AKA, the "everything must go" deadline

• Can your furniture hitch a ride to Jamesville, or should we send our moving entourage?

• Where's this furniture fashion show happening? (Address and floor level, please!)

• Psst... need a furniture makeover after this clearance catwalk? We've got you covered!

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Come on down! Your office's next chapter is just an email away!

Congrats! Your Stuff Made the Cut. Now Let's Boogie!

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If your office goodies pass our 'Liquidation Idol' audition, it's showtime! Our crew of furniture ninjas will swoop in faster than you can say 'ergonomic chair.'

Here's how we'll rock this liquidation concert:

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• ​VIP Backstage Pass: We'll schedule a meet-and-greet with your star inventory

• Price is Right Moment: We'll figure out what your furniture's been hiding in its piggy bank

• Plan B for the No-Hit Wonders: If some pieces aren't destined for resale fame, we'll quote you on their graceful exit

• Pickup Jam Session: We'll book a time to roll up in our tour bus (okay, it's just a moving truck) and collect your all-star cast

Don't worry, we've got more stealth than a cat burglar in fuzzy socks. Your office won't even know we were there!

At Jamesville, We're the Fairy Godparents of Furniture Farewell!

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We know saying goodbye to your trusty office sidekicks can be tougher than a two-dollar steak. But don't sweat it! We've got our magic wands ready to make your furniture's grand exit smoother than a freshly waxed slide.

Check out our bag of tricks:

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• Robin Hood Special: We'll find your furniture a new home with charities and non-profits (tights not included)

• Earth-Hugger Options: Recycling and disposal alternatives for the planet-loving furniture

• Furniture Uber: We'll chauffeur your chairs to their new digs or help them settle in

• Furniture B&B: Short-term crash pads or long-term resorts for your office VIPs

• CSI: Cubicle Special Inventory: We'll document every paperclip with the precision of a forensic team

With Jamesville, your liquidation headache will disappear faster than the office donuts on a Monday morning. So sit back, relax, and let us work our furniture fairy magic!"

Storage: The Sneaky Money Muncher Your Furniture Invited to Dinner

Think sending your office buddies to a storage spa is a cheap date? Think again! This sneaky beast has more hidden costs than a theme park snack bar.

Let's peek into its bottomless appetite:

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• The Great Furniture Migration: Watch your wallet slim down as you pay the muscle to move your stuff

• Road Trip Fees: Your desk didn't pack its own bags for this journey

• Storage Tetris Champions: Paying the pros to play real-life Tetris with your furniture

• Oops Tax: When your filing cabinet and the storage unit door don't see eye to eye (spoiler: the door always wins)

• The Never-Ending Story: Monthly charges that grow faster than your forgotten office plant

• Déjà Vu Dollars: Ready for a rerun? Moving out costs just as much as moving in! 

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Remember, in the world of furniture storage, there's no such thing as a free lunch. Or a free anything, really. Your poor, neglected office chair might end up costing you more than your first car!